Hi, I'm Raph

Hello! You're probably not supposed to be here, so you should probably leave. Like now. Thank you! Goodbye!

...Are you still here? I already told you to leave! Time to skeddadle! Bye bye! Tschüss! 拜拜! Unless you're Rosa — then welcome!!!!!! I am so glad that you are here!!! Behold my creation! But if you're not Rosa, disregard all of that. You are not welcome. In fact, you've LONG overstayed your welcome, and at this point you're kind of embarrassing yourself. So yeah you should really just do yourself a favor and kick rocks.

Y'know what? Fine. Stay here. See if I care.

Have fun looking at nothing, idiot! (unless you are Rosa!!!!)

Recent blog posts

all blog posts

2025-04-06

Still another test post to analyze race condition with Blogs page

Testing race condition with blogs page
2025-04-06

Newest test post

This is a test post because new posts were showing up inconsistently on blog page and main page
2025-04-06

Yet another test post

This is a test post after I resolved an issue with headers
2025-03-30

A Post About Bananas

This is a post about bananas
2025-03-22

Pages CMS test

This is a test of pages CMS. Idk if it'll work

Recent projects

all projects

1912-06-18

Project Frogman

Mr. Frogman